Very Exclusive Gadgets & Gizmos

ActiFry is the result of 10 years of research and development. It has a unique stirring paddle and pulse heat system which cooks foods to perfection. The food is evenly cooked thanks to the stirring paddle and the pulse heat system will ensure an even distribution of the oil on each piece of food. Moreover the T-fal ActiFry heating system and stirring paddle combine to cook your food to perfection, hands free! No pre-heating is required; it’s ready when you are.

This Handheld EKG Monitor is a pocket friendly version of those beep beep machines that show up in Gray’s Anatomy a lot, usually when the guest star flatlines mid-way to the first ad break. Well now you can play at home too, kids. Just press this puppy into the palm of your hand and the sensors will show you how your heart’s doing. Hint: if the line looks anything like a car workers pay rise chart, get yourself to a doc quick. $199.95.

This Wellness Monitor clips to your clothing and tracks your daily activity and sleep cycles to build a picture of how well – or badly – you’re living your life. It’s got a little accelerometer and a transmitter that automatically uploads the accumulated data to your computer when it’s in range. Comes with some Windows software which is guaranteed to make you feel depressed for at least an hour at a time. $99.95.

The Wheel of Nutrition is a dining plate that reminds us of the fundamental values of nutrition. The plate comes in three types: Diet, Extra ordinary and Supersize. These plates have different proportions for people with different needs. The archetype of the
ceramic plate is enhanced with explanatory graphics and distinctive colors. Created by Hafsteinn Juliusson, Rui Pereira and Joana Pais.

So how do you make your tap water as expensive as store bought bottled water? Why just throw it in a Restore Clean Water System and plug it in of course. So not only are you spending dosh on the filters to sift out all odorous stuff, but you’re also purifying it with the integrated UV lamp and using electricity for the privilege. Bingo, double whammy. From around $99.00

So what, I’m supposed to enjoy this Talking Heart Rate MP3 Player announcing my heart rate, pulse and warnings as I’m exercising? Look, when I’m listening to awesome beats during my yearly workout, one thing I don’t need is some dude telling me that my heart is pounding. What happens when I listen to Barry Manilow is my own business, OK? $79.95.

This OHSO Pocket Toothbrush actually looks far cooler than it really is, but who cares when you can geek out at your next trans-national sleepover Star Trek convention. The paste is stored in the handle (complete with adapters for major brands) and it fits nicely into the space in your breast pocket between the pen protector and mini duct tape dispenser. $19.99.

RevitaLeg is an intermittent pneumatic compression massage device that helps improve circulation in the legs and feet for people who are inactive for long periods of time. RevitaLeg delivers its massaging action by the inflating and deflating of its cuff, which wraps around the calf. The squeezing of the muscles acts as a pump to help improve circulation in the lower leg and foot. Pneumatic compression massage is generally accepted by the medical community as a benefit in improving circulation and reducing swelling caused by edema.

This nondescript looking Cirrus3 box apparently slaughters 99.9999% of ‘pathogenic airborne and surface bacteria and viruses’. The device, which is really just a glorified air filter I guess, is designed for public areas like waiting rooms, lobbies and other places where nasty stuff spreads quickest. It comes in various sizes/capacities and costs from £4000.00 upwards.

This Anti-Itch Insect Bite Tool promises to relieve the nasty symptoms of a bug bite by neutralising the acetic acid via electromagnetics. Does it work? Ask Harry Mosquito who had to give up his day job and return to piece work on the cucumber farm shortly after this device was introduced. Things are hard all over, folks. £4.11.